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Sunday, April 25, 2021

Survivor Samoa: Survivor Simps for Russell Hantz

I'm doing this series of Survivor discussions alongside Rob Has A Podcast's Survivor Season Rankings, so if you have no idea what that is, click here for more info!

Finally, having already watched 26 other Survivor seasons before this one, I've finally had my first exposure to the infamous Russell Hantz. And somehow, I've managed to do what I've heard is impossible-- be completely ambivalent to him. I don't love him. I don't hate him. There's a lot of good and a lot of bad, which has led to me having a lot of mixed feelings.  

Thanks to those mixed feelings, I'm going to be breaking down the season a bit differently than I have before. Usually, I would discuss the cast, gameplay, etc. separately in a post like this. This time, however, it makes more sense to break down the season by what I did and didn't like. So that's what I'm doing today.


The first major dislike: absolutely everything Ben and Mike did on-screen. 
Ben is easily one of the worst people we've ever seen on Survivor. He treated the other players horribly and said a lot of disgusting things. Villains are only good characters when they're entertaining, and there's nothing entertaining about the vile things he said and did. Mike comes away from the season relatively unscathed in comparison, but in his short time in the game, he said some of the more offensive things of the season. Combine that with Russell calling all the young girls on his tribe dumb, and the first few episodes of this season became very difficult to get through. 


Like: *most* of Russell's gameplay.
As far as his strategic gameplay, I think it was pretty strong. He's obviously a flawed player, and he lost for a reason, but on a strategic level, I enjoy his gameplay. Unfortunately, I think some of the negative aspects of his game turned the jury into a bitter one, which ultimately led to his loss. He's a big factor in changing the game going forward. In the future, there will be fewer idol clues, and we'll see some players actually get rewarded for the kind of chaotic, manipulative gameplay that he couldn't quite completely pull off this season. I think he ended up paving the way for that kind of gameplay. If he'd played this game in a later season, I think we would've seen a Russell win. But at this point in Survivor history, it simply wasn't respected.

Dislike: Russell as a person. 
There's a reason his social game is ultimately his downfall. He's an entertaining personality, but dealing with him 24/7 would be miserable. There are very few instances where I could see any strategic benefit to messing with your own tribemates' wellbeing, and throwing socks into the fire and pouring out canteens just to do it? Not one of those few instances. He starts off the season already over-confident, and the longer the season goes on, the bigger and bigger his head gets, and it's just not a good look. 


Dislike: a huge portion of the cast was under-edited to make room for Russell. 
Somehow, Kelly this season is practically purple Kelly before purple Kelly even existed. Furthermore, we can easily forget Brett exists for the entire first 3/4 of the season. He's completely non-existent and then suddenly boom, he's besties with his prayer warrior BFF Natalie. It comes out of nowhere, and it's really jarring. I get why we would spend a huge amount of time with Russell, but we lose so many people's edits in the process.


Like: several of the players we actually did get to watch throughout the season.
There were some interesting characters this season. Most of them are pretty replacement-level players, but I enjoyed watching them as people. Shambo is such a unique character-- being shunned by her tribe and ultimately picked up by the remainders of the other tribe. And that hair that everyone keeps harping on. Danger Dave is another interesting character this season, with some funny moments. Monica and Laura are both compelling players and characters as well, and I'm looking forward to seeing them on their returnee seasons. My personal rooting interest, however, was with Jaison. From the second he dragged Ben for his racism, Jaison became my favorite of the season, and nothing was going to change that, no matter how mediocre his gameplay.


Dislike: the emphasis on tribe leaders. 
I hate this. I hate this so much. Back to back, we've watched seasons where having tribe leaders is a major throughline and I don't want to hear about it anymore. I'm not sure when this obsession started, or when it ended, but I want to watch a bunch of people playing a social strategy game, not debating the merits of having a leader. You don't need one. You're playing a game. Plenty of other tribes have thrived with no leader, and it doesn't need to be brought up over and over and over. 


And, rounding this out with a thing I'm not mad about: Natalie's win. 
Personally, I think that Russell played the stronger strategic game. But I'm not sure I'd want to give him a million dollars on a human level, the same way I wouldn't have voted for Jackson Michie in BB21 because on a human level, I don't want to give him large sums of money. However, I think Natalie played a stronger game than she's often given credit for. We see Natalie very early on describing her strategy, which she ultimately executes. She actively rode coattails as a strategy, and doing so ended up being the right move with this group of people. For the people on the jury, her social game, and liking her as a person, won out over Russell's strategy. Taking advantage of that isn't lack of gameplay, it's clever gameplay. She also is the one who orchestrated the Erik blindside, which ultimately helped turn the tide in her alliance's favor. It was also a move that Russell was completely oblivious about. Or, rather, refused to acknowledge because Natalie was too dumb to be able to pull off a move like that. 



So, that's just about all I have for Survivor Samoa. If you want to see my full ranking of the seasons RHAP has covered so far & where this placed on that list, that's linked here

Thanks for checking out my blog! Come back weekly (hopefully) for updates to my Survivor season rankings, which will be hereon the same page I've linked several times on this post already. If you'd like to follow me on social media, the links are below!

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Survivor Gabon: Hot Mess Express, Destination- The Sugar Shack [Season 17 Discussion]


I'm doing this series of Survivor discussions alongside Rob Has A Podcast's Survivor Season Rankings, so if you have no idea what that is, click here for more info!

This season ranked #26 in RHAP's season rankings, which makes it the 15th season we've discussed so far, and the 8th full season of Survivor that I've watched this year (+2 partial rewatches). As I've continued through these rankings, some groupings/tiers of seasons have emerged. The bottom-tier-- largely defined by their problematic actions and players. The top tier-- not yet amazing seasons, but rather enjoyable. And then, there's the middle tier seasons-- the nothing burgers. Last week's season, Guatemala, was one of those for me. So is this one, and I find that there are several similarities between them.  

I'll go ahead and mildly spoil my ranking of this season-- I do prefer it over Guatemala. However, both seasons suffer from similar problems. The gameplay on both is completely forgettable, and the key players make moves based on personal vendettas and biases more than strategy. Both casts have a lot of unlikable players, a lot of forgettable players, and a handful in the middle. And although Gabon doesn't quite have Guatemala's pagonging, it does have one tribe that's completely inept at everything, all the time. 

However, Gabon does have one thing going for it-- the hot mess factor. People who want to watch a hot mess season will have a great time with Gabon. Gabon can be a messy, bumbling series of unfortunate events, and I'd be lying if I said that wasn't entertaining. 

Enough preamble, let's jump into the specifics.

Let's start with the location and general aesthetic of the season. Usually, this wouldn't even be a point of discussion, but this season is beautiful. The entire aesthetic of this season is stunning, from the shots of elephants, to the massive expanses of green, all the way to the soundtrack of the season. Of all the seasons of Survivor that I've seen, this would be the location I'd want to play in. It doesn't rain, rudimentary shelters are already built, and there aren't any water challenges for me to blunder. Plus, there's a chance at seeing elephants just feet from your camp, which was such a cool moment to watch. And, apparently, the temperatures stayed in the 80s most of the time. That's as smooth sailing as you can ask for on Survivor. 


Gabon suffers from a largely unlikable, non-strategic cast. Or, at the very least, a cast of anti-heros, villains, and purple players. I found myself rooting for the original onion alliance and the players who later got pulled into it, but by the endgame, only Corinne and Randy are left of that group, and they're both really negative individuals. Personally, I still liked them and was rooting for them (despite disliking their more problematic elements), but I imagine a lot of people didn't like them and were rooting against them. However, their enemies... aren't any better. 

On the other side, you have people like Crystal, who's been stripped of her Olympic titles due to doping, Kenny, who hits on every woman he meets and gets a major superiority complex about his messy gameplay, and Sugar, who's unlikable, vindictive, and a poor winner. From what I've heard from other people, it seems like this was the group most people were rooting for. As much as I can't really imagine rooting for them, when looking at the cast as a whole, I have to kind of shrug and remember I probably wouldn't be rooting for any of these people on a different season. People like Bob and Matty are thankfully more likable, but.... where is the gameplay

That said, if this is a season you enjoy, it's likely because you enjoy the cast's messiness. Which I totally get. Sugar is a huge character, and she makes decisions largely based on her current emotions and vendettas, which leads to her backstabbing people seemingly on a whim. Randy and Corinne are also huge characters, and have no qualms about starting fights and being mean directly to people's faces. Crystal's confrontational as well, practically yelling as she voted Randy out. Ace is such a quirky douche. And Kenny is a messy "mastermind," whose gameplay is truly a game of two steps forward and one step back. Not to mention GC, who takes leadership of Fang one day, only to relinquish it the next, and later go totally MIA right before a challenge. Another bonus is Jillian, who's literally collecting elephant dung on day 1 and suggesting they harvest seeds from it and squeeze it for drinking water. Ma'am, you were fed normally until 6 hours ago, chill out. 



Another negative of the season, as mentioned earlier, is that the gameplay isn't strong. Often, any semblance of legitimate strategy is completely nonexistent. It's hard to pick a best player of the season. It's probably(?) Kenny, who considers himself the mastermind of the season. But Kenny's not some brilliant supergenius manipulator. He's a strategic, but really messy player, who makes a lot of mistakes as he goes along. A lot of the decisions made for votes this season are vindictive, personal, or the most obvious vote-out of the next person on the totem pole. 

I think RHAP said it best in the recap for this season-- Kenny is probably the best player on Gabon, and even HE probably isn't among the top 100 best Survivor players of all time, in a list of a bit less than 600 Survivor players. 

Candidly, I don't remember a single thing that happened pre-merge in this season that wasn't a chaos/hot mess moment, and most of the stuff that's stuck in my memory from the second half is in a similar vein. Not strategy, not gameplay, just the messiness and drama. Which is extremely entertaining, but not necessarily what I watch Survivor for. 

We've also gotten to the point in Survivor history where immunity idols loom large over the season, but there's only truly one in play. Because the players threw the other into the ocean. When gameplay is lacking, sometimes it's nice to have idols in play, because they can force people to strategize, or at least just spice things up. Instead, Sugar holds onto it all season, so even idols can't save us. 

A quick note on the twists of the season, since we're on the topic of immunity idols-- there's not much to note here. There were a few minor twists, relating to the tribe swaps, but none of them were extremely notable. I personally wasn't fan of the twist of the fake merge, but I never really enjoy that, nor do I ever love a second tribe swap. But that's just a personal thing. 


So, the cast is generally unlikable, albeit entertaining thanks to their messiness, and the gameplay isn't all that spectacular. Are the challenges at least... interesting? Well, sure, some of the challenges are cool. But for at least the first half of the season, the outcomes of the challenges are essentially a foregone conclusion, because Fang is one of the most disastrous tribes Survivor's ever had. But, at least there's exile island and an immunity idol hunt, right? Except Sugar finds the idol in episode 2 and gets sent back to exile every subsequent time. Therefore, no idol hunting. Just a whole lot of Sugar just eating fruit. 

Bob made a fake idol, and he did a really great job of it, but the idol didn't really have an impact when used and he was just a pawn used by other players all season. The second fake idol arguably made an impact, but again, why didn't you think of this explanation the first time, and also why did anyone believe him after the first fake idol?? He seems like an incredibly nice human, but he's one of the worst winners in the show's history. He lacked strategy 99% of the time, and wouldn't have won if not for Sugar essentially deciding to lay down and die for him, which was done independently, not of his own design.

The Final Tribal Council this season was absolutely abysmal from everyone involved. Every single one of the final 3 had a horrible performance in the jury questioning. And somehow, the jury managed to one-up them. Marcus' entire question was all about the honor and integrity of donating the winnings to worthy causes. Contrast that with Corinne absolutely laying into Sugar in a very cruel and vindictive way. And, possibly worst of all, Kenny continuing to be butt-hurt over all of the strategic moves made by the final 3, despite being our "strategist" of the season. It was an absolute disaster, and honestly, I'm not sure who I would have voted for if I were there. 


At this point, you might be wondering how I could call this season a "nothing burger," say it'll be higher than the current middle-ranked Guatemala, and then rail on it for the entire rest of the post. What gives? 

Truthfully, I think I enjoyed my time watching Gabon more than most other seasons this year. I was really in the mood for it, and wound up binging nearly the entire season while working over the course of only two evenings. And I think the hot mess factor is really what carried the day. The strategy was non-existent, most of the prominent players were unlikable, half the cast is irrelevant, we have one of the most disastrous tribes ever, and possibly the least strategic winner ever. But chaos reigned supreme and thoroughly entertained me, and although that's not going to earn it anywhere near a high ranking now or on the final list, it does certainly pull it out of the bottom tier.

I'm going to forget a lot of things about Gabon and people who played on the season. And I have already forgotten a handful of those things. The minimal strategy. The purple pre-mergers. But the drama, the messiness, the train wreck-- that's going to stick with me.


So, that's just about all I have for Survivor Gabon. If you want to see my full ranking of the seasons RHAP has covered so far, that's linked here. I'll be interested to see where this season ends up placing in the long run, and how much I end up fiddling with its placement before the end of this long journey.

Thanks for checking out my blog! Come back weekly (hopefully) for updates to my Survivor season rankings, which will be hereon the same page I've linked several times on this post already. If you'd like to follow me on social media, the links are below!

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Survivor Fiji: Big Dreamz, Bad Twists [Season 14 Discussion]


I'm doing this series of Survivor discussions alongside Rob Has A Podcast's Survivor Season Rankings, so if you have no idea what that is, click here for more info!

As we’ve made our way through the 13 lowest-ranked seasons, it’s been impossible to ignore the fact that only one of those seasons came from the first half of the show’s run. And it’s ranked that low largely due to nastiness from players on the season, not from the game or gameplay itself. But now, we have another early-season entry, with Survivor Fiji, season 14.

I’m a fairly recent Survivor convert-- I only started watching back in 2017, and most of my season watches have been binges. When I started watching, I adopted the apparently ill-advised strategy of starting from the very beginning and going chronologically. So I’ve seen seasons 1-14, most of the 30s, and a smattering of other seasons here and there. And as we’ve gone through this ranking and I’ve thought about the early seasons in comparison to newer seasons at the bottom of the list, I’ve been theorizing that upon a 2021 rewatch… these older seasons might not hold up the way people expect them to. 

If Fiji is the first test of my theory… then I’m very incorrect.

After watching several second-half Survivor seasons back to back, Fiji really felt like a breath of fresh air. And despite its flaws… I found myself really enjoying it. Perhaps more than any other season I’ve watched recently. But, is this due to it simply being a change of pace? Or is it genuinely just a better, more enjoyable season to watch? I'm not sure, and I'm not sure I'll figure that out in this post, but it's definitely something I've had on my mind all week.


Let's start with the season's twist-- unofficially dubbed the "haves" vs the "have-nots" twist. I'll come right out and say it-- this twist sucks. I appreciate that it's not one that completely changes the rules of the game, such as Edge of Extinction or Redemption Island. But, it essentially dictates which tribe will dominate the game, hinging entirely on winning the first challenge. 

That said, I do wonder how much this was truly the intended twist. We know someone quit right before the game started, and I'm of the belief that the tribe breakdown was going to be by race again a la Cook Islands. Yau said they saw a challenge set up with four mats instead of two. I feel like this is corroborated by the prominence of red and blue clothes among the cast's outfits. And, of course, the fact that the makeup of the cast is exactly 5 of each race as organized on Cook Islands. Minus the pre-season quit, of course.

This is also our third season in a row featuring Exile Island, which I don't have a super strong opinion on. And, of course, this season introduces us to the current rules for playing idols, so it certainly feels like a strong step forward in terms of gameplay. 


Next up-- the cast. This, for me, is often the make-or-break point of the season. Barring truly amazing gameplay, I tend to weigh cast a bit more more than strategic gameplay when ranking my favorite seasons. Because yes, strong strategy is important to both the game itself and the entertainment of the season, but if I can't find myself rooting for anyone making those moves... who cares?

Fiji's cast isn't necessarily a top-heavy cast for me, but it does certainly have a low floor. A month from now, I'll be hard-pressed to remember that people like Liliana, Jessica, Erica, or Rita were even on this season. Furthermore, you have characters like Rocky, Dreamz, and Lisi, who are incredibly polarizing characters. I still haven't worked out how I feel about any one of them, apart from the fact that I hate that I kinda enjoy watching Rocky despite being offended at his problematic statements.

The Horsemen are another interesting factor in the season, because although they tried to do well, none of them were really great players. On top of that, arguably the best player & most rootable character of the bunch (Alex) also had some moments and comments that made him hard to like in 2021.

Pitting a tribe of haves vs have nots inherently makes the have nots tribe inherently rootable, which probably would've already been the case for me, because most of my faves from episode 1 got put on Ravu anyway. Earl, Yau, Anthony, and Michelle were all extremely likable, rootable players for me, and I even liked what little we saw of Sylvia. The only Moto member I found myself actually rooting for was Cassandra, and I still wish we could've seen more from her throughout the season. 



This season certainly has one specific moment that everyone remembers-- Dreamz "stealing" the car from Yau Man. Even as someone who's in favor of lying, manipulating, and backstabbing, I feel conflicted about this moment. Yes, lying and backstabbing are a part of the game. Yau trusted Dreamz's word and gave him a car, and in the end Dreamz broke the deal. This happens all the time in the game to little consequence, but usually there's not a massive gift of a car in the mix. Does that change things? Should it change things? I'm still not entirely sure how I feel about that. But it leaves me feeling a bit icky and definitely very sympathetic toward Yau. 

One key detail is that Dreamz was definitely lying when he claimed he always planned to go back on the deal. That much is very obvious to me. I feel like if he owned up to the fact that he was genuinely originally going to keep the deal, we'd be dealing with a different situation. Instead, we get Dreamz doubling down on an obvious lie, and it's really to his detriment. My opinion is this: lie to the other players. Lie to get yourself ahead in the game. But don't lie to the audience, and stop lying when the game's over. Dreamz... definitely broke my lying rules lol.



In terms of gameplay, one moment this season really stood out to me, and that was the tribal council where Edgardo was voted off. That was the one moment this season that felt like it transcended the time period it took place in. The double-bluffing, Dreamz going back and forth, and the last minute change of target all feel like a huge step forward in strategy from what we've seen so far this season and in previous seasons. A lot of this season was pretty straight-forward, or the person eliminated just wasn't an interesting character, so it wasn't incredibly impactful. But this elimination kept everyone on their toes, eliminated a key player, and gave us some actual excitement. I very much enjoyed that. 



So, that's just about all I have for Survivor Fiji. On the whole, despite its flaws, I found myself really enjoying watching this season. In relation to the other seasons I've watched for RHAP's Survivor Rankings series, it's definitely going to rank highly. If you want to see that full list, that's linked here. However, in the grand scheme of Survivor, I'm not sure that Fiji is going to hold that high ranking for very long, and I expect it to probably end up placing somewhere within the bottom half, but not all the way at the bottom of the list. Probably somewhere in the 20s! As for our winner, Earl, I think he played a very solid, if unremarkable game. Great social game, very likable, good head for strategy, but no big, impressive moves that really stand out to me.

Thanks for checking out my blog! Come back weekly (hopefully) for updates to my Survivor season rankings, which will be here, on the same page I've linked several times on this post already. If you'd like to follow me on social media, the links are below!

Monday, March 29, 2021

RHAP Survivor All Time Rankings-- My List! [Updating]

As someone who consumes a lot of reality TV and then subsequently a lot of podcasts about reality tv, I have a tendency to over-analyze the content I watch and take things several layers deeper than they need to be taken. This is one of those posts. This is a blog post... about a podcast... about Survivor. 

Updated: Aug. 18, 2023

In 2021, Rob Has A Podcast embarked on a massive project to rank all 40 Survivor seasons, leading up to the eventual premiere of Survivor's 41st season. As someone who loves rankings and has seen many, but nowhere near all Survivor seasons, I thought this would be a great opportunity to watch more seasons & create my own ranking alongside Rob. This post is the hub of that.

As someone who loves grand ideas and struggles with the follow-through, I gave a valiant effort, but fell off the wagon just past the halfway point of the ranking. As I write this now in August, 2023, this ranking has not been updated in over two years. I haven't even watched a new Survivor season since then, new or old. But, I'm getting back into that mood, and thought it would be fun to update this list -- add in seasons I'd already seen that ranked in the top half of RHAP's rankings (aka AFTER I stopped keeping up), and continue to update it whenever I do watch a season, regardless of how long in the future I watch it. 

Below, you will find my rankings of all the seasons I have watched, with brief discussions of each one. Each time I finish a season, I will update this post and slot it into my rankings. And probably fiddle around with everything's placement, too. I'd like to also have slightly longer individual posts about each season, but I'm not sure I'll have enough to say about every season. So... we'll see. 

HERE, you'll find RHAP's ranking (made by the RHAP listeners), if you'd like to compare it with my own. Rob also has his own personal ranking that he updated at the end of the podcast each week.


Still Currently Unwatched:

- Season 15: China
- Season 16: Micronesia (Fans vs. Favorites)
- Season 18: Tocantins
- Season 20: Heroes vs. Villains
- Season 22: Redemption Island
- Season 25: Philippines
- Season 26: Caramoan
- Season 27: Blood vs Water
- Season 28: Cagayan
- Season 29: San Juan del Sur (Blood vs. Water)
- Season 31: Cambodia (Second Chances)
- Season 32: Kaoh Rong
- Season 40: Winners at War
- Season 41
- Season 42
- Season 43
- Season 44


Plan to Rewatch:
-Season 1: Borneo
- Season 2: Australian Outback
-Season 3: Africa
-Season 4: Marquesas
-Season 6: Amazon
-Season 10: Palau
-Season 12: Panama
-Season 13: Cook Islands
-Season 36: Ghost Island
-Season 37: David vs. Goliath


27- Thailand (season 5)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

Unlikable cast of clueless players. The winner is literally a slimy used car salesman (but he did play a dominant game) and somehow he's STILL more likable than the icky runner-up. And that's even before we get to the fact that Ghandia's sexual assault was turned into a joke and completely disregarded and called a lie. This is going to stay in last place-- it's horrible. 


26- Island of the Idols (season 39)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

Similar to Thailand, this is at the bottom due to Dan's inappropriate touching throughout the season and the way the show mishandled him. Plus the way other contestants used Kellee's accusations to their own advantage strategically. It was not as egregious as in Thailand (aka not treated as a joke) but it still put a damper on a season that otherwise could have been decent thanks to interesting social commentary, players, and gameplay. But overlooking the way Kellee was treated simply is not acceptable to me.



25- One World (season 24)

this was my first watch!

The more seasons I watch, the more lackluster this season feels. Kim is an amazing winner who displayed massive control over the game and is one of the most strategically dominant winners ever. However, winners like that tend to play games that aren't as interesting to watch. In the end, the majority of the cast was made up of incompetent players, and the standout characters stood out thanks to being utterly unlikable. On the positive side, at least if we were going to have a battle of the sexes, the men were the bumbling idiots of the cast.


24- Worlds Apart (season 30)

this was my first watch!

Originally, I had this and One World swapped, but with a bit of distance from both, this one grew on me. Like other low-ranked seasons, this season had a good deal of nastiness. Rodney, Will, and Dan all had so many disgusting, sexist, cruel moments, and I cannot overlook that. I can't believe Rodney isn't more disliked. Even disregarding them, there aren't really many rootable/likable characters, and on top of that, this isn't a very strategy-heavy season. Mike is certainly the rootable, likable standout, but he's also not a very strategic winner, and I'll always rank strategy above challenge wins and idol plays.


23- Nicaragua (season 21)

this was my first watch!

I think there are a lot of reasons that this was ranked near the bottom of the cumulative rankings. Fabio is one of the least-strategic Survivor winners ever, the cast is full of recruits, most of the players have little, no, or bad strategy, and finally-- the quits. On top of that, the old/young tribe division and the medallion of power are both pretty dumb twists. And I agree with all of those complaints. I think the quits bother me less than other people (if you don't want to be there, don't make me waste my time watching you), but they're certainly not a good thing for the season. That said, I think there's some entertainment to be had. Brenda and NaOnka are both compelling characters, even if NaOnka has her problematic moments. And I found myself rooting for people like Marty and Holly, even if they weren't great strategists. 


22- Guatemala (season 11)

watched previously, did a partial rewatch for this ranking

Guatemala is a season that I believe is so "underrated" that it has become overrated, at least within the superfan sphere. On my first watch, I didn't love Guatemala, but after years of endless hype for the season, I decided to rewatch it for this ranking, hoping to discover -- what was I missing? Turns out... not much. This season is a massive nothing burger for me. I think the biggest weakness for me is the cast, which is usually the most important aspect of a season for my enjoyment. There were some entertaining characters, but the entire cast was either forgettable or unlikable, with only a couple of exceptions. The gameplay was extremely straightforward, with a near pagonging post-merge. It's not a bad season, but it just does absolutely nothing for me. 


21- Marquesas (season 4)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

This season, like others further along the list, is one I will need to rewatch before I feel comfortable with its placement, but it's where I currently feel it belongs. While it seems like Africa is the general least favorite "classic" season (read: pre All-Stars), mine has always been Marquesas. Like Guatemala, it's constantly referred to as an underrated season, hence my need to rewatch. However, I felt the same about Guatemala upon a (partial) rewatch, so make of that what you will. There are some great characters on this season, but the strategy still isn't fully developed, and some characters are better on later seasons. Like the seasons surrounding it on this list, my opinion on it boils down to a bit of a shrug.

20- Australian Outback (season 2)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

Going into this ranking, I figured my placement of the season would be blasphemous to most, so I was surprised to see it barely squeaking into the top 20. It's one that is pretty nostalgic for most, and many laud it as one of their favorites. I don't have the nostalgia, and despite some iconic characters, this was not a memorable season overall for me. But hey, at least Mike Skupin fell into a fire!


19- Gabon (season 17)

this was my first watch!

If you're just in the mood to watch an absolute train wreck, all aboard the Hot Mess Express, destination: Gabon! This season is a comedy of errors. If you're here for the strategy, you're out of luck in Gabon. The players are aggressively non-strategic and make moves based largely on personal vendettas. But if you're here for the chaos, drama, and absolute messiness, Gabon could be a top-tier season for you. Fang is one of the worst tribes in Survivor history. Bob is possibly the least strategic winner in Survivor history. The cast is largely unlikable, the gameplay is an absolute mess, but that messiness can be thoroughly entertaining for some people. That can only take it so high for me, as someone who's here for the strategy, but it did certainly keep me entertained. Also, Gabon is one of the most beautiful locations IMO, and definitely the location I'd want to play Survivor at!

 

18- Samoa (season 19)
this was my first watch!

From top to bottom, this is the Russell show. This is his world, the other players just exist in it. Or they don't, because many of them are horribly under-edited to give Russell every millisecond of screen time they can squeeze in. Even the winner gets a pretty meager edit. The first few episodes of the season were hard to get through because of Ben's racism, and the pre-merge is a bit of a slog thanks to one tribe's total domination. Russell's idol finds and strategic gameplay make big waves in future seasons, but he was messy and ultimately turned most of the jury against him and lost himself the win. There are some decently high highs, but some lows that truly just scrape the bottom of the barrel with how terrible they are.


17- Borneo (season 1)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

This is was one of the hardest seasons to place for me. I have the same struggle with Big Brother 2, which was the first strategic season of Big Brother. Both seasons feature a cast of players who don't really know what they're doing, and therefore don't play particularly well, but also one iconic strategic player who has become a legend of the game. They also are still both finding their footing as an edited show and are much slower and therefore can often be a bit boring. I placed it here because it feels like the best middle ground, but I'm still not totally sure about this placement.


16- South Pacific (season 23)

this was my first watch!

Before watching this season, I'd seen 2 Ozzy seasons (Cook Islands & Game Changers) and had a mildly positive opinion on him, while this was my first Coach season. I came out of this season disliking both of them. This is a case of high highs and low lows for me. There are few players I've disliked more than Brandon and few things I've disliked watching more than Coach & his tribe's cult-like environment he cultivated. While it's decent strategy and fascinating psychologically, it's never something I enjoy watching in my media. However-- Cochran. This was my first introduction to him and he's just. so. relatable. He's nerdy, but personable and charming, and although his strategy isn't perfect, he's a strategic player, which I always gravitate toward. I'm still not sure how I feel about him flipping at the merge but I am sure that I'm now very hype to watch Caramoan to finally watch his winning game. 


15- Game Changers (season 34)

this was my first watch!

I want to be clear-- this is currently ranked relatively highly, but it's still nowhere near my favorite Survivor season I've ever watched. But it was a pleasant surprise. One down-side for me is that I never felt like I got quite enough of some characters I really like, like Cirie and Aubrey. I could also do with more Zeke, but that's more of a personal thing lol. Also, some of these returnees really aren't game changers (Hali? Sierra? Beast-Mode Cowboy?). However, I found Sarah to be a much better strategist than expected, and found myself genuinely rooting for her despite coming into the season with almost no opinion on her. It's also just nice, after watching several seasons of non-strategic recruits, to see a cast here who came to play. The worst part of the season, however, is obvious. The incident with Varner is horrible, and he handled it horribly even in the reunion. Advantage-geddon isn't great either, but pales in comparison. 


14- Ghost Island (season 36)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

Of all of my rankings, this is the one I feel least confident in. I watched this season as it aired, and I don't have super positive memories of it. However, Rob felt the same way and said it was much better than he remembered. So on an off week, I might return to this just in case! But this cast is very top-heavy, and there were several people who were under-edited or got a full-on purple edit. There are a lot of forgettable characters here for me, despite my love of Dom and Wendell. The twist also isn't my fave, nor do I like that sometimes people just go to Ghost Island and don't play a game at all. 



13- Edge of Extinction (season 38)

watched half previously, half for the first time

I gave up on this season as it was airing. It's not uncommon late in a season-- I start to get bored-- but I abandoned this one pretty quickly. None of the characters really compelled me, and I hated the twist. But I agree with Rob 100%- this season is great to binge. Although I don't love the Edge, it felt a lot less pervasive this time through. And also, I like Devens, and he's a large part of the reason this season is ranked so highly. So I'll forgive it a bit. I think the biggest stain on the season is Chris's win, given that he was on the Edge for most of the season. The jury might have been judging the player, not the twist, but I'm judging the whole thing and I really don't like that someone can waltz back in after being out of the game a month and then win the game. It doesn't make for a good game or a good viewing experience. But what this season does give us is entertainment. Strategy, blindsides... Devens. The gameplay this season is really compelling, in spite of the twists. 


12- Africa (season 3)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

While the pre-All-Stars era is one tight era of Survivor, I often see 1-5 as a subsection, before the universally adored seasons 6&7. The game had not yet evolved to be as strategic as it would become. And it seems like everyone has one season from this era that they love despite the minimal strategy. For most people, it seems to be Australia, Borneo, or Marquesas. For me, it's Africa. I'm not sure I could really tell you why, apart from the unique landscape and my love of Lex as a character.  


11- Fiji (season 14)

this was my first watch!

I'm still not 100% certain of this placement, and toyed with placing this below EoE, because the much higher level of gameplay in EoE might outweigh my enjoyment of Fiji. The haves/have-nots twist is horrible. The have-not tribe doesn't stand a chance when going up against well-fed, well-rested competitors. Despite some forgettable people, I enjoy this cast, and think that there were several interesting characters and a handful of capable players. I really enjoyed both Earl and Yau, and think Earl is a very competent winner. The incident with Dreamz and the truck is certainly a bit of a stain on the season, but doesn't impact my personal enjoyment too much. Overall, it's not an amazing season of Survivor, but certainly a breath of fresh air after watching a bunch of modern seasons. 


10- Vanuatu (season 9)

watched previously, rewatched for this ranking

Before rewatching All-Stars, I would've placed Vanuatu higher, and after rewatching both, I'm still not 100% certain with this order. Vanuatu is one of the seasons I really enjoyed on my binge of the first 12 seasons within the first year I started watching the show. There are a lot of great characters on this season, and despite his reception at the time, I think Chris is a really strong winner. The women are the stars of the show throughout pretty much the entire season, and their gameplay (and how it ultimately leads to their downfall) is really compelling to watch.



9- All-Stars (season 8)

watched previously, rewatched for this ranking

After completing my rewatch of All-Stars, the season held up much better than I remembered. All-Stars is probably the quintessential example of the fact that I highkey place more importance on characters than upon strategy, no matter how much I say otherwise. The first handful of episodes are absolutely flawless-- totally entertaining, tons of great moments, 10/10 television. But then Richard Hatch sexually assaults Sue & the nosedive begins. What starts as a really fun season quickly gets very negative, filled with hypocrisy from some of my favorite players and hurt feelings all around. And to top it all off, a bitter jury denies the win to one of the most dominant games the show has seen. If the season continued as it started, I think it'd be a universally loved season all around, but as it stands, I think I'll have it higher than most people.


8- Millennials vs Gen. X (season 33)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

This season is possibly victim to whatever the inverse of recency bias is. Forgetfulness? Either way, it's been quite a while since I watched this season, and I simply... don't remember a lot about it. But I do remember that I quite enjoyed it. So this feels like the correct placement.


7- Palau (season 10)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

The biggest reason this is on my "need to rewatch" list is that I'm not confident in the order of seasons 8-10 on this ranking. I currently have it 10-8-9, but have considered nearly every other possible order of them. Inexplicably, Panama & Palau tend to blend a bit in my mind, despite having a clear favorite between the two. But they were both ones I really enjoyed when I first watched them, and I'd like to believe they'll hold up upon a rewatch. 


6- Amazon (season 6)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

I watched the first 12ish seasons in order on a binge probably 6 years ago? So my memory on this one is a little foggy. It will need a rewatch sometime soon. The big obvious downside is the way the tribe divide defines the season and the ensuing misogyny. Strategically and gameplay-wise, this probably deserves to be higher. Especially since Rob's podcast is what inspired this ranking. You're probably appalled the next season beat it. But certain aspects of it just don't age well, and I can't ignore that. Once I rewatch, it might move around, but this is as high as I feel alright with placing it. 


5- Heroes, Healers, Hustlers (season 35)

watched previously, did a partial rewatch for this ranking

I have a soft spot for HHH. Given that I loved Devens, you might think that's because of Ben, but I actually really dislike Ben's win. Perhaps hypocritical, but oh well. Ironically, my love of this season is actually thanks to another person named Devon, which is also why I hate Ben's win. Because my dude Devon was screwed out of a win. The final four fire-making twist seems like such an obvious ploy to give Ben the money, and the players had no way to strategize for that until the day it happened. Which is the biggest stain on the season. But it's still so high because I love this cast. Chrissy, Ryan, and Devon are all compelling characters and good players. And the cast as a whole really came to play this season. Sure, there are a few strategic duds, but what they lacked in strategy, they made up for in entertainment. I just really enjoy this season, and I really don't care that that's an unpopular opinion.


4- Panama (Exile Island) (season 12)


watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

Sure, this season has some good strategy. Cirie pioneering the 321 vote is iconic, even with everything else is ignored. But where it really shines are the characters and sheer chaos of the Casaya tribe. The fact that they manage to remain the dominant tribe while half the tribe is constantly on the verge of implosion is hilarious to watch. The apartment, the outhouse, the Shane of it all. It's just a delight. And somehow, also a hot mess that manages to bring it down to the end. 


3- Cook Islands (season 13)

watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

I did not expect to love Cook Islands when I first watched it. In fact, I took a long break from my initial chronological viewing of Survivor after Panama because I knew the twist this season was infamously terrible-- dividing the tribes by race. However, I didn't realize that the season actually has a generally positive reputation in the fandom despite the twist. Sure, the twist isn't great, but it does lead to us getting a diverse cast, and tons of really great characters. The gameplay is also taken up a notch. And of all the seasons I've watched, Yul is not only my favorite winner, but also one of my favorite characters overall. Honestly, the only reason this is on my rewatch list is simply because I want to watch it again-- I'm totally confident in its current placement.


2- Pearl Islands (season 7)


watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

As mentioned a couple of times, a cast can make or break a season of reality TV for me. I need people, and especially one standout person, to root for. Those people were the Drake tribe, and that person was Jonny Fairplay. I love a charismatic villain, and I love it even more when they have some solid opposition. Although Amazon was the first season to really start ramping up the gameplay for me, Pearl Islands improved on it, in a big way. It brings the entertainment, it brings the strategy, it more than brings the characters. 


1- David vs. Goliath (season 37)


watched previously, did not rewatch for this ranking

I knew this season was well-received, but was pleasantly surprised that it ranked in 6th place overall in the RHAP ranking. It's one of the few seasons I watched live all the way through, and there's a reason for that-- it's SO GOOD. Fantastic characters, lots of great, entertaining gameplay, a rootable underdog alliance, and probably my singular favorite tribal council and move that I've ever watched. It's got absolutely everything, and there's never a dull moment.



Alright, so those are my rankings of the seasons that RHAP has covered so far in their ranking of all 40 seasons of Survivor! Check back weekly (probably each weekend?) to see where the most recent entry has placed on my own list! Also-- share your own ranking down in the comments!